Awkward
When it’s day one, you have 6 hours of classes and you forgot to pack tampons.
NO I DO NOT WANT YOUR TAMPAX PEARL BUT THANKS FOR OFFERING.
November 30 2009
Dear teammate,
Please break up with that loser, poser, wannabe gangsta boyfriend of yours.
Love, me.
Okay, so I wanted to go to NY on December 27th, but that turns out to be expensive and impractical.
December 28th then. The Greyhound is $20 and takes 4.5 hours, Amtrak is $72 and takes 3 hours. I guess I should go for Greyhound? God, I’m so fucking indecisive.
Yea, I would go for the $20. Amtrak is more pleasant in general, but it’s not $52 more pleasant. PS YOU ARE GOING TO HANG OUT WITH ME IN NY RIGHT? RIGHT?
YES! I shall be there from the 28th - about January 7th or something. So, totally!
Via Museum of Idiots
Chances of me going home in January: 80%
Tell me this is the right thing to do.
(Clarification: for 10 days. Not forever ever.)
Okay, so I wanted to go to NY on December 27th, but that turns out to be expensive and impractical.
December 28th then. The Greyhound is $20 and takes 4.5 hours, Amtrak is $72 and takes 3 hours. I guess I should go for Greyhound? God, I’m so fucking indecisive.
I bought what I will now refer to as my "Drinkin' Lipstick"
Meaning when I wear it, I can drink as much as I want and make-out with everyone in the room because this shit does NOT come off.
Just don’t lose it again! ;)
What I should be doing with this hour between classes:
Write my paper.
What I am doing with this hour between classes:
Catching up on Tumblr, eating a BLT bagel and drinking a large cup of coffee. The guy sitting across from me keeps glancing at me in a disgusted way. It’s not my fault they put extra bacon on by mistake and instead of “a little mayo” went with just “mayo.” I promise I’m not that much of a messy eater. The universe is just conspiring against me.
I will get through this. I am smart and capable.
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RFT
Via I am queen.
Non-traditionalism: is it a word?
No, it sucks. Shut up.
Meanwhile, I still don't have a thesis
Wait… Wait… NEW APPRECIATION FOR FAMILY PARALLELS NEW APPRECIATION FOR HERITAGE?
I might be able to make that work.
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